Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the rink,
Not a Ducks fan cheering, They’re all pukin in the sinks
Bozie and Getzlaf faceoff on the dot,
Phanuef starts laying checks, getting Jackman all hot.
Kessel bringing dekes, turnin Fowler all blue
He even beats Bryzgalov, for a goal or two.
With Kessel & Kadri scoring all over the place,
Bryzgalov could do nothing but bury his face.
Robidas start chirpin, getting the Ducks all riled up,
Boudreau sends out Jackman, and says “Enough is enough”
Jackman starts pushing, Phaneuf on the ice,
In comes the Ref to make them play nice.
The Leafs light up Anderson like a pretty Christmas Tree,
Making all the Leafs fans scream with glee,.
The final whistle blows, The Fan Deck sighs in relief
Because the Ducks gets their butts beat, by the Toronto Maple Leafs
He even beats Bryzgalov, for a goal or two.
With Kessel & Kadri scoring all over the place,
Bryzgalov could do nothing but bury his face.
Robidas start chirpin, getting the Ducks all riled up,
Boudreau sends out Jackman, and says “Enough is enough”
Jackman starts pushing, Phaneuf on the ice,
In comes the Ref to make them play nice.
The Leafs light up Anderson like a pretty Christmas Tree,
Making all the Leafs fans scream with glee,.
The final whistle blows, The Fan Deck sighs in relief
Because the Ducks gets their butts beat, by the Toronto Maple Leafs
